Live broadcast on August 3rd News Bayern correspondent of pictorial Raimund Hinko called on Bayern not to spend 0.1 billion yuan on Kane in his column, saying that this England player is a 30-year-old bone, such a fair was laughed at by a low-level team like Tottenham Hotspur.
The reporter said: “Dear herness, rumeniger, drison, Heiner, tuhull, dear all those who have the right to speak in Bayern.”
“Of course, I also hope that I will never have to write this letter. Maybe, this is the last time I tried to stop you, stop you senior executives in charge of the rise and fall of the club from spending 0.1 billion or more money on a 30-year-old bones-forgive me. I apologize again to all players over 30 years old, because there are also many mature and experienced professional players who have always been young, their career just started at the age of 30.”
“I have already taken back all the articles I wrote about Harry Kane, including the” clumsy Harry “. Of course, he has his advantages in the Tottenham Hotspur team. This team is rarely pressed in the opponent’s penalty area because they are not a ball-controlling team like Bayern. When I saw this so-called “super Harry” even filling almost the whole penalty area with his wide arm movements during the main penalty kick-no, I don’t want to be angry, Kane doesn’t deserve my anger.”
“Maybe, the result will be contrary to my football knowledge, and this Kane will show his skills in Bayern. I have accumulated a lot of knowledge about football in my life, and even the God of the coach, modiola, appreciated me. But if it is absolutely necessary, then buy him in the name of God-Harry Kane. Just don’t start complaining like Mane. A year ago Mane also came from a team playing the so-called faster pace football. In other words, they no longer play constructive football to a large extent, but profit from the mistakes of their opponents. Do you know which club I am talking about……”
“Maybe miracles will happen to Harry Kane. He will shine like Levandowski in a narrow space… no, I have not believed in miracles for a long time. Even in football. My colleague Walter M. Straten is an English football fan. When answering the question “Is Kane worth the money”, the answer he gave is “poof ‘.”
“Why can even Hotspur make fun of Bayern now? They spread rumors that they wanted to buy Terr, an 18-year-old striker who transferred from Rennes to Bayern at 20 million euros a year ago. He knew how to control the ball better than some mediocre players. Dear Bayern executives, you can’t let Hotspur put his nose on his face. What is Hotspur in the suburbs of London? The last time they won the England championship was already a matter of Stone Age, 62 years ago or 72 years ago. Even they can see that Terr has great potential. Although he is still young and may miss some opportunities, Gade Muller was questioned when he first came here.”
“If tuhull can dig out Terr’s potential and save Bayern 80 million to 0.1 billion, then he can become a hero coach.”
“Of course, no matter how many goals Harry Kane scored, he would be a super publicity gimmick of Bayern club and the added value and attraction point of Bundesliga league. It is likely that some of the money can be recovered through marketing. Because Kane is the captain of England, and he is also a very clever man.”
“Dear Bayern executives, these are just my thoughts. This does not mean that I can predict everything or dogmatism. If things are contrary to my expectations and if Kane can succeed in Bayern, I will be the first to congratulate the club and him.”
(Goblin killer)